MY.LIFE.IS.AVERAGE
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haha so ordinary like you & me yet soooo funny HAHA :D
i guess certain things we do in life, we didnt realised how weird or silly it really is until somebody notes it out hahaha :D
like this.
maybe the reality of life is just so interesting like that haha =)
today's a tiring day =x
NAPFA TEST OKAY what y'expect =x
butterflies conquering my stomach since last night.
super scared & nervous i tell you haha more than o'levels?!? =\
but the outcome's great lah haha :D :D
hey, guess my efforts paid off afterall =)
haha i know i didnt really mention it before but i've been jogging frequently for 1 mth+ alrdy! force myself to run haha.
in an attempt to slim down & of cos, napfa :)
really hope my enthusiasm stays on hehe my diet plan~ =D
BUT THE SBJ IS SRSLY TYCO ONE LOR :D :D
though the squats kind of help i guess haha yeaa ty ykwya!! :)
ran our 2.4km only at 8pm+ zzz LIKE WTH RIGHT =x
wah lao all girls leh & at bedok reservoir still =.=
DAMN DARK OKAY I TELL YOU =\
but at tt time i was all enthu & energized alrdy just wanna faster get everything over & done with! =)
so yeaa i was like, CHIONG AHHH!! LOL :D :D
yah i know, so not me right but yeaa i was like that at that time haha xD
did not allow my legs to stop at all =O
& i broke my own record! yayy worth mentioning right hehe :D :D
sooo, our napfa actually started at 3pm & ended at 9pm.
ANOTHER NICE RECORD -_____-
nonetheless, today's still a great day! haha :D
gonna treat myself to a gd night slp & some good food tml!
afterall, life is abt enjoying, aint it? HAHAHA =D
oh haha before i end~
saw some really funny stuffs haha :D
ways to reject a guy, leaving him dumbfounded HAHA =p
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
TIME TO KO HAHA NIGHT :D :D

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